by Big Lou Al Timber on September 24, 2009
This is who popped up when I typed "Russian Prostitute" into google. Believe me now!?!
I know exactly how this feels.
“A videotape on a Russian Web site allegedly showing a State Department employee having sex with a prostitute is a “smear campaign” meant to discredit the man, a State Department spokesman said Thursday.”
Oh totally. I mean, the same thing happens to me all the time. All those tapes of me nibbling on Bai Lings nipples, those were definitely doctored. So was the one where I do Angelina Jolie doggystyle and then cum all over her back. I think somebody in Ukraine had a hand or two in doctoring that one.
Or maybe this guy is banging prostitutes as he works as a religious and human rights advisor in the embassy in Moscow. Because why the fuck wouldn’t he? Russian prostitutes are SLAMMIN! And they let you drink vodka out of their perfectly chilled vaginas! Are you kidding me people, smear campain? Not a chance, this guy was flat out getting his and I don’t blame him one bit!
“State Department spokesman Ian Kelly said the U.S. ambassador to Russia, John Beyrle, “supports” Hatcher, who remains at his job at the embassy.”
No shit, I support this guy too!
WTF!
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by Commodore on September 3, 2009
It's true
From the mountains, to the prairies, to the U.S. embassies filled with naked dude’s fondling each other… (*needle on the record scratching). I can’t seem to figure out why the Taliban doesn’t want to let freedom ring just like the good ‘ol Americans do. And by “freedom ring” I of course mean:
Private security guards at the U.S. Embassy in Kabul were pressured to participate in naked pool parties and perform sex acts to gain promotions or assignment to preferable shifts.
…land that I love….
The State Department said it was investigating the allegations and the circumstances surrounding the photographs which show naked and barely clothed men fondling one another. “They were not gay but they knew what it took to get promoted,” said the guard, spoke on condition that ABC News not publish his name.
No Mr. Guard, forcing a newly initiated guard to fondle and perhaps suck your balls doesn’t make him gay, it just sounds like you’re gay.
Still confused why a prehistorically conservative Afghanistan and the anything-goes U.S. aren’t Facebook friends yet after 8 years of courting? What Afghani wouldn’t want to embrace the American way of life where we have it so good that acting gay for fun is the new cool thing to do…from sea to shining sea.
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