This child should just be given sums of money
I dare someone to have a better Rags to Riches story. You can’t get much more ragged of a start than a toilet bowl…of an airplane…flown by Turkmenistan Airlines.
An Indian woman gave birth to a baby in the bathroom of an international passenger plane and tried to dispose of it down the toilet, according to media reports in New Delhi. The infant was found stuck in the toilet after the plane landed in Amritsar, northern India, and was rushed to hospital still attached to the toilet bowl, police and doctors told the Press Trust of India news agency. H.P. Singh, a doctor at the Escorts Hospital near the airport, said that a team of surgeons used a saw cutter to clear the newborn’s head from the toilet.
What was that? You were going to tell me how bad your day has been? Oh, you changed your mind? Ok.
Still attached to the toilet bowl! Saw cutters! Even the boys from Slumdog Millionaire would agree that they had it pretty damn good as an infant in comparison. Flushing drugs, goldfish, or cats down the toilet is one thing, but the baby that you just gave birth to is another story. I mean did she just come out of the bathroom whistling a tune, while she dried her recently washed hands with a paper towel? Dooty Doo. Gosh, this is a long flight!
Newspapers reported the mother was an unmarried medical student returning home after completing a degree abroad.
WTF! Maybe this was part of her medical school’s dissertaion. Hopefully soon her brain will be part of a medical school’s dissection
