Toilet

This child should just be given sums of money

I dare someone to have a better Rags to Riches story. You can’t get much more ragged of a start than a toilet bowl…of an airplane…flown by Turkmenistan Airlines.

An Indian woman gave birth to a baby in the bathroom of an international passenger plane and tried to dispose of it down the toilet, according to media reports in New Delhi. The infant was found stuck in the toilet after the plane landed in Amritsar, northern India, and was rushed to hospital still attached to the toilet bowl, police and doctors told the Press Trust of India news agency. H.P. Singh, a doctor at the Escorts Hospital near the airport, said that a team of surgeons used a saw cutter to clear the newborn’s head from the toilet.

What was that? You were going to tell me how bad your day has been? Oh, you changed your mind? Ok.

Still attached to the toilet bowl! Saw cutters! Even the boys from Slumdog Millionaire would agree that they had it pretty damn good as an infant in comparison. Flushing drugs, goldfish, or cats down the toilet is one thing, but the baby that you just gave birth to is another story. I mean did she just come out of the bathroom whistling a tune, while she dried her recently washed hands with a paper towel? Dooty Doo. Gosh, this is a long flight!

Newspapers reported the mother was an unmarried medical student returning home after completing a degree abroad.

WTF! Maybe this was part of her medical school’s dissertaion. Hopefully soon her brain will be part of a medical school’s dissection

No Comments

Peekaboo!

Ok, I know that Australia hosts something like 145% of all poisonous species that exist on the planet but never ever should I ever have to read about this happening:

An Australian man found an unpleasant surprise coiled up in his toilet – a python almost twice his size was lurking in the toilet bowl.

…Come again?

Chris Peberdy, who runs Darwin-based snake handling company Snake N.T. said, “He must have come up through a drain. He was cruising around the house at night and returning to the toilet by day.”

Apparently pythons are such a part of daily life that their movements up drainage pipes and into homes can be referred to as “cruising around”, like it was out for a Sunday stroll. You know what comes up through our drains? Nothing. There is no animal in the northern hemisphere that would choose to squeeze itself up a shit pipe. Wellllll, unless it was a gerbil, of course.

Peberdy had some sage advice for people living in that area: ‘Keep the toilet seat down and look before you sit.’

Or just move towards civilization.

No Comments

If This Child Makes It…

This Should NOT Come Out Of A Toliet

Bro WTF Tweets

Random Posts

Found a Browtf worthy story? Submit the link here

Archives

Blogroll

Users