is THIS. A Tiger escapes a magic act and roams The Strip in Las Vegas. RIDICULOUS!

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I think my AIDS is acting up
is that CNN couldn’t get 2 more symptoms to get it to 10. Here, let me help:
#9 – Cancer
#10 – AIDS
No Comments….Is the way Tony Stewart smacks his car in this commercial. What are you a fucking girl? Hey Tony, for being the object of a commercial that emphasizes “swagger” you sure hit like a god damn fairy.
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Oh, is this the refund pile?
The most ridiculous thing today is…
Pistachios. Not because they’ve been lathered in salmo lately, but because 10% of the time, you can’t even open the goddamn shells. What kind of a sales rape is this? I pay you for a bag of pistachios and 1 out of 10 of those can’t be opened without ripping a fingernail off it’s bed? If I pay for 10 female hookers and 1 of them doesn’t have a vagina, I presume I am entitled for a refund on that defect, no?
Why do pistachios get a free pass? I’m confused.
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