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The Most Ridiculous Thing….

by Big Lou Al Timber on July 31, 2009

is THIS.  A Tiger escapes a magic act and roams The Strip in Las Vegas.  RIDICULOUS!

tiger-attack

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The Most Ridiculous Thing

by Commodore on June 22, 2009

I think my AIDS is acting up

I think my AIDS is acting up

is that CNN couldn’t get 2 more symptoms to get it to 10.  Here, let me help:

#9 – Cancer

#10 – AIDS

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The Most Ridiculous Thing…

by Big Lou Al Timber on April 16, 2009

….Is the way Tony Stewart smacks his car in this commercial.  What are you a fucking girl?  Hey Tony, for being the object of a commercial that emphasizes “swagger” you sure hit like a god damn fairy.

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Pistachio Malarky

by Commodore on April 1, 2009

Oh, is this the refund pile?

Oh, is this the refund pile?

The most ridiculous thing today is…

Pistachios.  Not because they’ve been lathered in salmo lately, but because 10% of the time, you can’t even open the goddamn shells.  What kind of a sales rape is this?  I pay you for a bag of pistachios and 1 out of 10 of those can’t be opened without ripping a fingernail off it’s bed?  If I pay for 10 female hookers and 1 of them doesn’t have a vagina, I presume I am entitled for a refund on that defect, no?

Why do pistachios get a free pass?  I’m confused.

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