The Fonz

Yeah man, that guy tricked us too!

There are certain levels of sympathy that go along with the victim of a vicious prank.  That nagging feeling of “Phew, I’m glad that wasn’t me, I would have fallen for that for sure.”  When Justin Timberlake got punked and he cried on national TV it was cool for two reasons:

1. He might be the only person on the planet everyone agrees is cooler than The Fonz and Hugh Hefner (1950’s “Playboy Hef”, not 2009’s “You’re not fooling anyone that those hot ass bitches are touching your dick Hef”).  And more importantly 2. It was pretty God damn elaborate and you would have cried too.  Neither of these things can be said about this guy. . .

A man trashed his hotel room near Orlando International Airport this week after he got a call from someone posing as a front-desk clerk who told him to smash his windows because of a gas leak.

Come on, I’ll say it, that’s retarded.  Why not just open your windows, or better yet, just leave the room.  You know what a deadly gas leak is if your not in the building?  It’s fucked, that’s what!  It can literally do no harm to you if your not there.  But I’m sure there was a careful set up.

The male caller said there was a gas leak in the hallway, and the guest had to break the bathroom mirror to get the gas masks behind it.

The ole gas-masks-behind-the-bathroom-mirror trick.  Oh man, if I had a nickel every time I fell for that one.  I am fully aware there are Bibles in hotels and life preservers under my seat in an airplane.  If someone told me to get one of these things, I would say “cool, can do buddy.”  Gas masks though? Really dude?  I think you just proved evolution might be a myth.  I hope this guy had to pay for the damage and then in an ironic twist of fate died of a gas leak at home later that week.

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