Strasburg

You're out son.

103. That’s motherfuckin fast if you ask me. And that’s how fast Stephen Strasburg is chucking a god-damn baseball. Now you might be asking yourself, what team does this Strasburg guy play for? Yankees? Dodgers? Kansas City Royals? Fuck you. He’s 20 and pitches at San Diego State. Yup, 20.

Young Stras, as I like to call him, is literally pissing all over college baseball. He’s struck out 74 batters in 34 innings. That’s more than 2 guys per inning dude. And last year against Utah (who apparently only recruits blind kids to play baseball) he fanned 23 of 27. That’s 85% for fuck sake!

You couldn’t pay me to stand up there and take heaters from this guy, I’d take the 3 pitch K and walk the fuck outta there. Bro WTF!