sports

A choice Rick, a choice

Rick Patino is on the offensive.  He’s like a power forward cleaning the glass and drop-stepping on some schmuck.  Kinda like the LeBron, only, Rick Patino is a douche-bag!

“Everything that’s been printed, everything that’s been reported, everything that’s been breaking in the news on the day Ted Kennedy died is 100 percent a lie, a lie. All of this has been a lie, a total fabrication of the truth.”

Come on man, you’re not seriously bring a recently deceased American Senator into this conversation are you?  Because that would be classless.  Truly classless.

“Pitino said Wednesday a sex scandal involving a woman accused of trying to extort millions from him has been “pure hell” for his family, fuming that newly released video of her police interview revived her “total fabrication.”

Pure hell huh?  Which part Rick, the part where the reporters in the room ask you questions about you instead of Ted Kennedy, like their job descriptions require them to?  Or the part where your wife has to hear over and over again about how you dicked some ho out in a bathroom at a restaurant.  Where was she then Rick, your wife I’m talking about, was she still sitting at your table while you fucked somebody else?

“Enough’s enough, everybody is tired of it,” Pitino said. “We need to get on with the important things in life like the economy and really some crucial things in life like basketball.”

Nah Rick, enough isn’t enough, you idiot.  You don’t get to pawn this off on the economy, or Ted Kennedy, or 9/11.  You don’t have the right to scream at reporters for doing their fucking jobs man.  Remember Rick, these guys are “sports reporters,” they don’t work for the damn Wall Street Journal.

When I need some input on stocks, I don’t read Jim Bob at the UL newspaper’s article, I call my stock broker.  And when I want to know all about that time you fucked another woman in a bathroom and then cried like a little bitch about it, blaming it on the rest of the world, you bet I read Jim Bob’s article.  I read the shit out of that.

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