Keep out.
In proof that men are sexual dirtbags for their entire adult life, a Singaporean man died of heart failure after his genital became stuck in a soft drink bottle.
Ouch. There goes my fantasy of sticking my testicle in someone’s butt.
I feel bad for this guy though. I do. The dude was 77 and probably about as lonely as a black man at a KKK rally in Little Rock. He’d probably done everything you could think of in life so he thought up one day, “I know… Why don’t I stick my nut in a Coke bottle and jerk off with a mink mitten?
Poor bastard! He died NOT because he severed anything, he died because his body basically said, “Bro, these are the family jewels. You do not stick them in glass bottles to try and get your rocks off. If you can’t play nice. You can’t play at all. Peace out.”
