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Suuure it's just the flu, buddy

I wish I was making this up.

A mysterious syndrome in which men come down with a flu-like illness after an orgasm may be caused by an allergy to semen, Dutch scientists said on Monday.

Evolution by natural selection usually does a pretty good job at weeding out the those that don’t belong. My guess is that if you are getting the flu every time you ejaculate, mother nature is trying to tell you something. Sorry fellas.

Men with the condition, known as post orgasmic illness syndrome or POIS and documented in medical journals since 2002, get flu-like symptoms such as feverishness, runny nose, extreme fatigue and burning eyes immediately after they ejaculate. Symptoms can last for up to week.

Oh man, any guy I see who is sick is getting the, “Caught a cold, huh?” followed by a long stare and a brimming smile. I love how they named this thing POIS. POIS is very close to the word: poise, which of course has synonyms of dignity and self-confidence. Teeheehee. Very funny Dutch scientists, very funny.

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How cute....Have fun dying.

In the land of “Making Shit Up To Scare Its Citizens”, the U.S. Government is at it again.

A new study says you risk getting an upset stomach and diarrhea if you dig into the granular stuff to fill toy pails, build sand castles or bury yourself. You’re better off walking along the shore or swimming in the surf.

That’s right folks. Sand. You can’t play in the sand at the beach. Way to go government. Have you ever met anyone in your entire life who felt sick after playing in the sand, unless they ate it?

This country amazes me. We basically subsidize the shit burgers and all the processed crap fatasses in this country shove in their faces every chance they get – which is basically making Type II diabetes the new “must have” of the summer - but they tell me that I should wash my hands after going to the beach. I should probably wash my hands after I take a shit too, doesn’t mean I do?

Next thing they’re going to tell me is that I should wear some sort of protective sheath over my penis when I have sex with prostitutes. Ohhhhh k, Mr. Scientist! (making a silly face) What, am I going to catch some sort of “sex” disease? I mean, Come onnnnnnnn!

What they should be figuring is out is why I have this whooping cough and no more white blood cells. Riddle me that!

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