Scrooge McDuck

Key Largo, Montego, Baby why don't we go. . . Shopping

A Saudi princess who allegedly owed thousands of dollars to a store in Paris has agreed to pay up after a bailiff visited her hotel.  Maha al-Sudairi, the wife of the Saudi interior minister, is paying more than $120,000. The decision to settle the bill followed the court order obtained on behalf of the clothing store, Key Largo. It was owed $125,000.

1. I don’t care if it’s Scrooge McDuck in your store, and you have personally seen his money pit.  Why would you allow a single human being to run up a bill for over $120,000?

2. Who does this woman think she is? Not only is she spending more money on clothing than South Africa spent on AIDS medication last year, she didn’t even pay for it. In your own country you would and should be beheaded for this.

3. You spent $120,000 in a store called “Key Largo.”  What did you buy? A Beach Boys Anthology? Every Hawaiian shirt ever made?  A dress made out of ancient manatee bones?

4. You Remember when King Ralph first became King and he spent all that money on the bowling alley and the arcade and all that Packers stuff for Buckingham Palace?  You make that look like a smarter financial decision than pulling out of the stock market five years ago.

5. The world hates you.

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