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Mr. Belding Would Never Have Done This

by Uncle Awesome on June 11, 2009

His prison stay should be the EXACT opposite

His prison stay should be the EXACT opposite

Scott Lake Elementary Principal John “Jack” Stelmack started his trial Friday morning for with counts of possession of child pornography for photos found in his office.

If there is one thing you don’t want your high school principal doing, I think it’s fair to say that pasting the head of the students on porn stars bodies, them masturbating until your dick calls a timeout has to be pretty high on that list.

In four of the five pictures, the face of a former Scott Lake Elementary student who is now 11 was digitally transposed onto the body of a naked adolescent.

Hold on one easy bake second here.  He was pasting the 11 year old girls face on another underage girl???  So the 11 year old wasn’t quite hot enough? I don’t even know what to say to that.  How should the 11 year old take that?  “Oh Suzie, yeah, cute face, but I think she’s wearing a training bra now, yeah I know, gross”

He might have put the pal in principal for a few years but In prison I hope they call this guy the princeipenis, because that’s the only thing that will be going into him for a looooong time!

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