by Big Lou Al Timber on November 10, 2009
What the F?
Seriously Sammy, stop fucking around. You’ve already spent years bullshitting us about steriods and corked bats. Now this?
“Speaking publicly for the first time since photos of him from a recent musical award ceremony were published on the Internet, Sosa said that the skin lightening is the result of the use of a facial cosmetic cream.”
Yeah, I’m sure that was it. I mean, I take care of my face and I use cosmetic creams, loofas, and semen. EVERYBODY does, but never have I changed skin color. I’m not a fucking newt Sammy. Unless you’re Michael Childfucking Jackson your face color doesn’t just change with the seasons. Seriously dude.
“It’s a bleaching cream that I apply before going to bed and whitens my skin some,” said the former slugger during the “Primer Impacto” program at the Univision Spanish network. ‘It’s a cream that I have, that I use to soften [my skin], but has bleached me some. I’m not a racist, I live my life happily,’ said a smiling Sosa during the interview.”
Wait wait wait, so you ARE changing your skin!?! Dude, you’ve got me more confused then a black and white rubix cube! What am I even supposed to say about this?
WTF!
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by Commodore on April 14, 2009
Whoa! Look at this crazy news story!!!
Wars. Pirates. Cuba. Dead porn stars. That’s news. A boy riding the subway and ending up perfectly fine 1 hour later, is not news, it’s the most common activity in NYC. If the boy jumped in front of a train and forced it to miraculously jump tracks and then launch onto the street like the one from the end of Speed, then yes, report it.
CBS 2 HD was there when the little boy was brought back to the Bronx.
Really? We really needed to bring the HD cams out for this one? I can’t get the Daily Show in HD. Not a Goddamn thing going on…in New York City?! Hey CBS News chopper team, I just took a mean shit. Why don’t you fire up the blades so you can get me wiping my ass?
After he took off Monday morning from a bodega at 225th & Broadway in the Bronx, he ran — mom said he’s fast — up the block and around the corner and kept running up the stairs.
Who is writing this article? This sounds like a running monologue from Benjamin Button’s mom…Momma said he was fast. No one ever really could catch little Sammy.
The police officers said they were surprised that apparently no one on the train, during that long trip, asked the boy if he was lost or where his family was.
That’s right bitches. It’s New York. Nobody gives a fuck about you…even if you’re 5.
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