racist

You can call me Officer White Bread

Yesterday we took a brief yet critical look at the absurdity that was: what beer should President Obama, Officer Jim Crowley, and Professor Gates drink while at the white house?  Obviously this commentary was ridiculously funny and we’re all glad you enjoyed it.

But this story isn’t going away, in fact, it’s getting EVEN BETTER.

Apparently, one of Mr. Crowley’s “men,” an Officer Justin Barrett, sent out a mass email to basically all of his racist friends which said that if he had, “been the officer he verbally assaulted like a banana-eating jungle monkey, I would have sprayed him in the face with OC (oleoresin capsicum, or pepper spray) deserving of his belligerent non-compliance.”

 Wow.  WOW dude! 

“Barrett used the “jungle monkey” phrase four times, three times referring to Gates and once referring to Abraham’s writing as “jungle monkey gibberish.”

This is great, “banana eating jungle monkey.”  I don’t even know what that means, but regardless you’re NOT racist right Justin?  You probably have a few “black friends.”  You watch BET and know a few of Chris Rock’s jokes…there’s no way you’re racist, you LOVE black people right?

This is like the time I beat the shit out of that woman that wouldn’t cook me dinner and then wouldn’t shine my shoes and then refused to let me call her “maid.”  I told her “absolutely not” when she asked if she could vote and I also let her know she didn’t stand a chance at ever making as much money as me or being as respected by the fucking world as I am.  OBVIOUSLY I’M NOT SEXIST.  Right Justin? 

So here’s the deal dude.  You get to decide which you are Justin, considering you clearly understand exactly what you’re saying, and more importantly, writing in a mass-fucking-email.  Take your pick:

a) THE DUMBEST MOTHERFUCKER in Boston

b) Racist

What’s it gonna be?  WTF!

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