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That’s One Way To Handle It

by Commodore on March 11, 2010

Mississippi'
Mississippi’s new state slogan

Overreacting.  It happens.  Ron Artest?  Yeah ok, maybe he should have chosen “woosaa” instead of beating up fans.  OJ?  Maybe a simple, “Hey, Goldman, why don’t you scram?” would have sufficed.  The Aztecs that got slaughtered by something like 5 Spanish dudes on horseback?  Hey relax guys, they’re only horses.  And here, we have another example of, “When overreacting rules the day“.

A northern Mississippi school district will not be hosting a high school prom this spring after a lesbian student sought to attend with her girlfriend and wear a tuxedo.

To be fair, in Northern Mississippi, the site of outwardly gay individuals are probably about as accepted as horses were by the Aztecs.

Itawamba County is a rural area of about 23,000 people in north Mississippi near the Alabama state line. It borders Pontotoc County, Miss., where more than a decade ago school officials were sued in federal court over their practice of student-led intercom prayer and Bible classes.

I should have guessed.  Come on folks, let’s progress.  Lesbains are not  some sort of alien species.  They are beautiful individuals and when they get drunk, go behind closed doors and decide to get naked and frisky, it is quite the awesome site.  Trust me.

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Whoops!!

by Commodore on March 25, 2009

Can I undo that letter?

Can I undo that letter?

How on earth can you fuck this up?  It’s impossible!  IMPOSSIBLE! 

The parents of a girl who died suddenly two months ago have been sent a letter from her school demanding she improves her attendance or she can’t attend prom.

Yikes!  If that’s not bad enough, the letter was SIGNED by the Deputy headmaster.  One of his students fucking DIED two months ago and he doesn’t know this girl from Eve.  “Who’s this Gillian chick that hasn’t been in for 2 months?  We should send her parents a letter or something!  Smack this kid into shape!”

The headmaster is apologizing for a “software error”.  Hmmm.  Sounds like the same excuse I use when my IT department at work asks me why I visit youporn.com everyday.  But seriously, apparently the software company, Capita, is apologizing too:

Capita has acknowledged to the school that there is a problem with this part of its software and is working to remedy it.

Specifically the part of the software that mails the parents of deceased students telling them to get their daughter into gear, or else!  WTF…

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