Population Control

Population Control? What for?

Oh man, Indians (dots not feathers) are hysterical.

“On World Population Day this year India’s new health and welfare minister came out with an idea on how to tackle the population issue: Bring electricity to every Indian village so that people would watch television until late at night and therefore be too tired to make babies.”

Wait, what? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

So you’re telling me that the Indian government (if you can even call it that) is actually going to ship televisions into random Indian villages across the entire country and urge people to watch it for ONE night, so they don’t go rummaging around inside each other’s robes?

That is utterly re-fucking-diculous.

What shows are they going to watch? It better be a constant stream of CSPAN because if any of that Bollywood stuff comes on, I’d whip out my dick and start throwing beats right there.

Of course it gets better:

“At 80-plus years old Omar Mohammed has never heard of population control. He lives in India’s most populous state Uttar Pradesh and has certainly done his part in contributing to India’s burgeoning population. “Now you see I have 24 children, 13 boys and 11 girls,” Omar says.”

24 kids! Are you motherfucking crazy!?! I sincerely hope this wasn’t all with the same woman sir. I can see her now, walking barefoot down a dirt path with a bowl of curry on her head, dropping kids out of her vagina like she’s a horse taking a shit.

Population control in India, now the funniest thing I’ve ever heard of.