oral sex

There has to be better things people can be doing with their time and/or money. 

Most teens who engage in oral sex for the first time will have vaginal intercourse within six months, a new poll indicates.

No shit!  What’s wrong with that?  An interesting study to report would be: “Most teens who engage in anal sex for the first time will be kissing boys within 6 months.”  That would be noteworthy.

“Oral sex among adolescents happens,” said study lead author Anna V. Song, an assistant professor in the school of social sciences, humanities, and arts at the University of California, Merced. “But there’s two contradictory ways it can go from there: There’s the possibility that for adolescents oral sex is a gateway to vaginal sex, or instead that it’s being used to stave off vaginal sex.”

Used to stave off vaginal sex?  Anna, are you drunk?  Have you ever given a blow job?  Believe me, if you’re willing to shove a sweaty penis into your mouth, I’m guessing that the idea of putting it in your vagina so you can at least get some pleasure out the damn thing, isn’t lagging too far behind.  Not that I’ve sucked on too many dicks, of course.

So, while kids may think of oral sex as “low risk” with respect to sexually transmitted diseases and pregnancy, its initiation may have a strong predictive tie to future high-risk activities. This finding should guide sex-education and preventive health programs directed toward teens, the authors said.

Hold on…you guys directing sex-ed programs didn’t know that this natural progression occured until today?!  Do you not remember that kissing leads to hand jobs/fingering to blow jobs/going down to sex?  Maybe we should map out a baseball analogy so you can understand.  WTF!

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