There’s anal cancer.
Jeez Louise. Take it easy, NYC!
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I was a man of the NYC streets last night. And even thought nothing in New York City surprises me, it doesn’t mean I can’t take a photo of it as it lays on a tipped over newspaper stand. This woman wasn’t just (not) posing for a photo, she was resting on this thing like 4 Roman slaves were about to pick it up and carry her around town while she ate grapes.
WTF.
(Note: If you see your own worthy photos in your daily life, think, “I should browtf that”, take a picture of it and send it to browteff@gmail.com.)
(Note to self: I can’t wait for all the pictures of scrotal sacs I’m going to receive instead.)
Where would my computer go?
That is an actual photo of the craigslist ad that claims: Used but decent condition computer office desk w/ small hutch – $30 (Chinatown / Lit Italy)
Like Jonathan Ames on Bored to Death, I’m no legal detector or anything, but something tells me that we might have some black market baby selling going on in NYC covering as computer desks.
Slightly worn, but still in decent shape.
I guess that means the baby wasn’t too damaged in transit from the Ukraine.
Some contact paper would give this desk new life, or a light sanding and re-varnishing would make it look real nice.
Ahh, the old “plastic surgery/Kirk Lazarus change-the-color-of-your-skin-trick”. Ok, ok. Got it.
Located on the 2nd floor of an office building on Canal St that has an elevator and I can help with getting it down to the curb.
That must mean that if you bring the cops, she’ll throw the baby out the window. Jeez, people will try to make a buck any way they can these days.
Grrr
Only in NYC can you not park your car because a guy like this is blocking your spot. I wanted to say something to him, but he looked mean and I didn’t want to get in a fight on a Monday morning. I mean, pig nose, overalls, a prison shirt, a cigar and a top hat?! Seems a little aggressive for me. I guess sometimes you just have to pick your battles.
Free Parking
So this car has been parked on the side of a Manhattan city street for months and it has looked like this everyday.
Question #1: Am I the only one that sees this thing?
Question #2: Why is there not a bum party in there? I see bums laying on cement every day. This is free cushy leather. WTF is going on fellas? Is Mike Tyson’s tiger in there and I just can’t see it?
Question #3: In the movie Vacation, Clark W. Griswald gets his hubcaps stolen on his car…while he and his family are in it. Has NYC gone soft in this new millenium?
Question #4: How has a drunk guy not tossed that door into live traffic yet?
Question #5: How funny is it that there are two stickers on this car that say, “Please don’t take me to a museum.” (you can’t see them but take my word for it)
Question #6: Did the person who put those stickers on the car buy those stickers pre made or did he (HAS to be a guy who did this) make the stickers for this particular reason only?
Question #7: What the fuck.
