Michelle Obama

Hey, squirl cheeks, nobody cares about you.

This kinda shit makes me angry that I actually open up CNN.com every morning. I should just go back to reading the back-country times while my dog licks the peanut butter off my balls. Oprah’s magazine cover? Really? I don’t fucking care.

It’s bad enough that this attention-seeking, self righteous African gerbal actually has a magazine, let alone a nationally syndacated show. I absolutely don’t need to read about her on the front page ever. Unless of course she all of a sudden has a sex tape, then fill me the fuck in and put me on the list.

Go back to your palace you fat ho, and don’t bring Michelle down with you. See that belt she’s wearing? That’s actually in the double digits, so don’t go and influence her the wrong way. You hear me?

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CNN is at it again, must be Friday afternoon with fucking NOTHING relevant to talk about! Either that or semi-retarded people being paid to fill fucking space.

Michelle Obama, though bless her heart, does NOT have toned arms. Michelle Obama has a glorious black woman’s ass that could wind up in wet dreams. And she’ll probably make a spectacular First Lady, HOWEVER, bitch does NOT have toned arms.

LOOK HERE MADISON ———————————->

What the fuck are you talking about?

Tell me, does that look anything like Mrs. Obama? With all due respect, that’s like saying Dick Cheney could probably hang with President O on the hoops court, wheel chair and all.

You must be fat Madison, that’s the only way you can justify such a fucking stupid article.

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