Mary

Let's lose our minds

I don’t know why I don’t claim that images of biblical characters appear to me in dryer lint or whatever, because I think I could make a killing off the moronic.  This lady is set to make a few bucks, sadly.

A local woman found a potato chip with what appears to be the image of the Virgin Mary on it.  Jane Symington found the edible Virgin Mary lookalike in a bag of Lay’s potato chips on Friday afternoon.  Symington told FOX25 that she plans to put the chip on eBay.

That’s the entire article.  I know in-depth reporting when I see it.  This woman could also sell this potato chip if people were obsessed with images of a boot, or New Hampshire, or Vermont (depending on how you held it), or a cock and balls.

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