Mark Musarella

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New Rule: Don’t die on Staten Island.

Who would have thought that a colony of humans built atop a heaping pile of trash would turn into a horrible place to live?  It would have been like spotting the upcoming housing crash just because illegal aliens in California were being given $1 million homes based on the fact that they had a first name and owned at least one shoe.  Who could see that coming!?!

An emergency medical technician from Staten Island has been fired after taking a picture of a murder victim and then uploading it to his Facebook page.

How does that idea get ok’d by the brain?  The only way I could understand someone making a decision this dumb would be if it was Ray Liotta in Hannibal and Anthony Hopkins had just eaten part of his brain.  Specifically, the part of his brain that houses the receptors that deal with “consequences of actions”.

WTF.

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