Laos

Shouldn't have smuggled that shit HUH!

I’m not a sympathetic person by nature.  If you fuck up I’ll usually tell you that you fucked up and I definitely won’t feel sorry for you.  It’s just how I am.  I don’t apologize for that and I definitely don’t give a shit about Jane Orobator fussing about her daughter’s condition in a Laos jail.

Now I know “laws” in Laos can be a little confusing, and the Laosian judicial system is about as “just” as a witch hunt, but for fuck sake Jane, your daughter was smuggling half a kilo of Heroin.  That’s about a pound, ONE POUND of powder, in Laos of all places!  With all due respect, WHAT THE FUCK WAS SHE DOING!?!

“She’s quiet and levelheaded, what you would expect from an average child. She would come visit and I didn’t see anything wrong,” the mother said.”

I’ll tell you what I WOULDN’T expect from a quiet, levelheaded, average child… THIS!

Of course “execution by firing squad” maaaayyy be a bit excessive, I can understand that.  But bitch please talk some fucking sense into your daughter.  The only people I know in the damn WORLD that would try and smuggle heroin out of Laos are either already dead or suffered extreme brain loss after dropping E 74 times freshman year of college.  Come on now, WTF!

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