Kool Aid

Too bad for people in Arkansas

I knew Arkansas was a little backwards but I didn’t know that leaving your kids at Day Care there would be like leaving your kids with a bunch of Ewoks.  Fuckin Hell!

How someone mistakes a bottle of Windshield Wiper Fluid with Kool Aid is beyond me.  Well then again, maybe the fact that Arkansas ranks 45/50 in the U.S. literacy rates has something to do with it.  “Cah-ter-piller”.  It says shoe, dude.

This must be the qualification questionairre to be a Day Care worker in Arkansas:

Yo Name –

1.) Are you a carbon based life form?

The ends.

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