Joplin

Please don't use me for a belt you wacky bitch

What the fuck is going on this week with crazy women killing adorable creatures?

Krystal Lynn Lewis of Muskogee, Okla., allegedly launched her evil plot earlier this week when she had a male friend pump a clip full of bullets into little Joplin, a Jack Russell terrier with white fur and a black spot that she got as a gift from her lesbian ex-lover, cops said.

If you don’t like a gift from an ex, that’s cool, I’m sure she was a heinous bitch buuuuuut I’m pretty sure “pumping a clip full of bullets” into an 8 week old puppy makes you more evil than, well, maybe the Bunny Lady and I sure didn’t think I would be saying that for a while, let alone, one day later.

And do you know what Puppy Lady did with the dead puppy?  She was making a BELT.  A dead puppy belt!! Just put these two in a vat of whatever Jack Nicholson fell into in Batman and then use them for a “crazy dead bitch” quilt.

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