It’s funny how conservative right wingers effortlessly cast aside years of scientific research (on any topic), and the media doesn’t make a noise about it. But when this kid “sees” an image of a guy:
a) he’s never met and
b) that there are zero photos of
The media takes their thousands of dollars of equipment to interview this idiot family, pay staff to edit the footage, and then beam that footage to satellites so that it can be shared with me and you.
Austin Coleman says he found Jesus on his thumbprint. He says he put the thumbprint on a piece paper for a school science project then stepped back and noticed the resemblance. He admits, “I got a little freaked out.” His mom, Kendall Coleman, adds, “I didn’t believe him at first.” She called 3TV to share their story.
That’s the story? No scientific method? No carbon dating needed? No fossils? No research? No peer review? He just “said he found it” and his mom “didn’t believe him at first”? Yeah, because she’s the world’s first hand mind on images of the Messiah. Look at that picture! Pause the video! Loop? Jesus? What the hell am I supposed to be seeing? It looks like “Jesus” and “Loop” are pointing to the same thing. I guess if something has curved lines in it and someone says that it looks like someone they’ve never met, we have to take their word as gold that it is that person and share it with the world. WTF.
A Stockton family says the image of Michael Jackson appeared on his tree stump the day the King of Pop died.
Please, please, please Mr. Asteroid, put us out of our misery.
First of all, have you ever been to Stockton, CA? Not exactly the IQ Capital of America. Secondly, how in the fuck do you see an image of Michael Jackson in that photo above?!?!?!?! I just took six hits of LSD and still, all I see is the stump of what used to be a branch. That’s it.
Many people in the crowd who gathered to look at the stump Sunday afternoon saw the resemblance, but why would Michael Jackson appear instead of a religious figure — or even any of the other celebrities who recently passed away? “Because Michael Jackson was an icon to us,” said one neighbor. “To Stockton, Michael Jackson meant more to us than Jesus, to some people. I think they’re both about even.”
Oh pretty please Mr. Asteroid! Make it swift!
To Stockton? To some people? Make up your mind “some neighbor”. Michael Jackson and Jesus were even? Nice. No wonder Stockton is a God forsaken place. Hey Andrew Luria, are you interviewing homeless guys chewing on sand and sniffing heroin? Come on, guy.
Some say it looks more like the Scarecrow, and some say it looks like Jesus.
Oh for fuck’s sake, people!
Mr. Asteroid. I will blow you if it gets you here quicker. Please come put an end to our collective uselessness.
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