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Absolutely Terrifying

by Commodore on February 19, 2010

Don't look directly into it.  It could render your brain useless

Don't look directly into it. It could render your brain useless

I don’t know what horrifies me more.

A) Running into the idiots that answered this survey incorrectly (yes, incorrectly) and being forced to have a conversation with them or

B) If this report doesn’t horrify you, my faithful readers, more than the boogey man does.

Nearly a third of Texans believe humans and dinosaurs roamed the earth at the same time, and more than half disagree with the theory that humans developed from earlier species of animals, according to the University of Texas/Texas Tribune Poll.

That has to be the saddest thing about the progression of our species.  More so than greed, corruption and murder.  The fact that we get to live such a pampered life due to technology and on the backs of people that spent their lives dedicated to the advancement of technology so that we could live a little better, a little longer, and with a little more clarity and understanding of the world and universe around us, only to have half of us then “not believe” quite possibly the clearest scientific fact ever proven, is a travesty of the gravest degree.

For 1 out of 3 Texans to think that humans and dinosaurs roamed the earth together would be like 1 out of 3 Texans believing they could swim to the moon from the surface of the earth, on a river of Cool-Whip. 

For 1 out of 2 Texans to think that humans did not develop from earlier species would be like 1 out of 2 Texans believing that the movie Cars was a documentary.

Yes it IS the same thing.  Believe in God.  Believe in reincarnation.  Believe in killing yourselves and jumping on the back of comets.  But not accepting a scientific fact as simple as the age of the earth, is what makes your beliefs laughable.  

Can someone put the flag of “logic and science” at half mast.  It is a sad sad day.

If you’d like to learn something about science and facts, I highly recommend watching this.

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40 mph?

by Commodore on January 26, 2010

You'll never hit 40mph with that form

You'll never hit 40mph with that form

Shouldn’t we be focusing our scientific energies on dealing with depleted food stocks, overpopulation, a dimishining supply of fossil fuels, and bringing 3D porn to the mass market, instead of guessing how fast humans can run one day?

A man able to run at 40mph would cross the finishing line in a 100 metre sprint race in 6.67 seconds – just as Olympic and world champion Bolt reached the 60 metre mark.  Scientists calculated the ultimate possible running speed by calculating the quickest rate at which muscles in the body can biologically move.

Ohhhhhh k.  So how does this help anyone right now, exactly?  Marty McFly taught me that we are capable of riding on hover boards but until I see it, why should I be concerned about it?  Should we walk up to fat and ugly people and say, “You know…biologically you could be prettier?”

Can’t we only run as fast as someone can run right now?  Is Usain Bolt not the fastest person on earth, since biologically humans can run faster than him?  This is like that stupid Beatles song in the Blackberry commercials.  “There’s nothing you can sing that can’t be sung.”  No shit.  I just sang it, so clearly it can be sung.  Why are we philosophizing about this?

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