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The Most Terrifying Thing That Could Ever Happen

by Commodore on April 6, 2009

I know I have a lot of complaints about America and some of the things we do as a people and as a country but let me be clear…I am ECSTATIC that I don’t live near Kaziranga, India.  Never ever do I want to be trying to fend off a cloaking flying tiger with a small bamboo stick.  WTF!  I’ve seen animals soar before but those are usually called birds.  Was this video shot in the Matrix???  I can almost hear Morpheus teaching this tiger, “Free…your…mind.”

Fuck me!  What kind of a conversation has to happen to find yourself atop the least agile animal on four legs with the least effective defensive weapon at your disposal?

-  Hey guys, I hear that an invisible soaring tiger is on the loose. 

- Sweet!  Let me go get an elephant and a stick and let’s go get that son of a bitch!!

Most animals are cooler than us.  This tiger is the motherfucking James Dean of animals.

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