Gorilla Monsoon

Wow

Was “Ass Face – Cock Grab Blvd” Already Taken? Who was the slickster who ok’d this name? I don’t go to Bangladesh and name the road next to the primate park, “Gorilla Monsoon Drive”, do I? No, because that would be ridiculous.

Butt Hole Road is believed to have been named after a communal water butt that was originally in the area.

“Water Road” wasn’t good enough? And anyway, how does “butt hole” have any connection with “water butt”? (Aside from having the lower half of your body submerged in a body of water, of course.)

Groups of youths used to visit the street and bare their backsides for photographs while many delivery firms simply refused to believe it existed.

Butt Hole Road Resident: Yeah, send that to, 25 Butt Hole Road, Conisbrough, South Yorkshire.

UPS Guy: Yeah, how about you go fuck yourself. (Click…)

Butt Hole Road Resident: Cunt! (They say that a lot in Britain. So it’s ok for me to use it in this here conversation example.)

Mr Allott said: ‘We’d heard every single gag there is and we’d had enough.’

Hey Mr. Allot, I bet you haven’t heard this one? “Is all the mail delivered to the back door on Butt Hole Road?” hahaha. Get it? “Back. Door.” LOL.*

*Incidentally, Mr. Allot had heard that one before.