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Get your tools ready, boys.  There is some vigilante justice needed…now!

A Vacaville teen and her toddler brother are in critical condition after being stabbed repeatedly early Sunday morning when their home was broken into while they slept.  The 13-year-old girl was babysitting her 18-month-old brother at their home in the 1200 block of Balsam Way in south Vacaville while their mother was away, police said. The two were alone in the home, police said, when the suspect, an unidentified 14-year-old Vacaville boy, broke into the home.  The suspect woke the sleeping 13-year-old and stabbed her repeatedly with a kitchen knife before raping her, police said. During the assault, the 18-month-old baby woke up and the suspect then stabbed him more than 10 times. Police said that the 13-year-old suffered more than 30 stab wounds at the hands of her attacker during the assault.

This is incomprehensible.  Was this boy raised by Satan and Dina Lohan?

Vacaville police Sgt. Denise Quatman said that the girl showed “great courage” and, after getting the suspect to go to sleep, took the baby and made her way to a neighbor’s home and called police.  The suspect was discovered to still be sleeping inside the home and was taken into custody without further incident, police said.

Holy moly!  This girl was poised enough to get the boy to fall asleep after she was stabbed and raped?  Even Mother Teresa would have lost her shit and threw this guy out of a window to a waiting, knife-wielding Gandhi who had just asked Dexter to step aside with a , “Yo Dex, I got this one”.

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Are Tasers THAT Much Fun To Use?

by Commodore on November 18, 2009

Or something like that

Or something like that

Because otherwise, I’m not understanding why cops use them on anything that has a heartbeat

Ozark police said they were called to a home where a mother asked for help with her unruly child, but the 10-year-old’s father said he’s outraged at the force police used against his daughter.  “I would like to say Ozark police Tased this little girl right here. Ten years old and [they] shot electricity through her body, and I want to know how the heck in God’s green earth can they get away with this,” said the girl’s father, Anthony Medlock.

Seriously.  WTF is going on here?

Medlock said his daughter does show signs of having emotional issues, but she “doesn’t deserve to be treated like a dog. She’s not a tiger.”

Wait, which one is it?  A dog or a tiger?  I don’t think you should treat a tiger like a dog either, sir.  Start petting a tiger and scratching its belly, that’s how you end up mamed.  Anyways, where was I?

According to a police report, the officer was called to the home by the mother and witnessed the child kicking and screaming.   The officer’s statement said the girl’s mother, Kelly Hamlert, told him to use a Taser on her if he needed to.  The officer did shock the girl after he said she kicked him in the groin.  “He had no other choice. He had to get the child under control,” said Ozark police Chief Jim Noggle.

Is the town of Ozark run by popular opinion?  Because the mother said he could do it, he did it?  What if she told him to shoot her?  Jesus Christ.  And now he has “no other choice”?  What happened to the old billy club to the small of the back?  That used to do the trick.  Did his billy club go gay?  Is he 7?  Did old-man strength skip his gene pool?  I guess 10-year olds ran rampant through the country before the invention of tasers. 

Anywhere USA between 1776 – 2000…

Officer: Chief, how they hell do you suppose we control these monsters at the playground?
Chief: Christ if I know.  We’d need Zeus’s lighting bolt or something…For now, just let them roam until we can think of something.

40/29 News checked with several other police agencies about their taser policies.

40/29 news?  Are they trying to put 20/20 news out of business?  Ozark, strange place.

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Do I Really Give A Shit?

by Big Lou Al Timber on April 14, 2009

Go Away!

Go Away!

I hate MSN.  Hotmail needs to put in it’s 2 weeks and go sign up with youporn or ESPN or girlsfuckinganimals.com.  Because everytime I wind up on MSN I want to get in a fist fight. 

Headline:  Is Miley Cyrus a Role Model

Hey dickhead, do you really think I care?  Do you really think 95% of the people that log out of their email accounts (because that’s the ONLY reason anybody ever lands on MSN.com anyways) care about your commentary on Miley fucking Cyrus? 

Come on people.  THIS IS NOT NEWS.  This is a complete waste of time and I’m actually contemplating never logging into Hotmail ever again because of this. 

WTF!?!

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