GAO

Yes, you.

We all know that the only thing government employees are good for is collecting a paycheck but could we maybe NOT hire those same people at the security desks?

Plainclothes investigators sent to test security at federal buildings in four U.S. cities were successful in smuggling bomb components through guard posts at all 10 of the sites they visited, according to a government report.

In case you don’t understand what “all 10 sites means”, it most closely refers to: 100% of the time.  Think of it that way.   

WTF guys!  Who’s guarding our federal buildings? Stephen Hawking demotorized and voice box on mute?  A topless condom offers more “protection”.

Well, at least once they got through security there were probably so many cameras there that no one was able to assemble anything.  I mean, I know Malcovich put his plastic bullets in a rabbit’s tail in In The Line of Fire but you can’t expect federal emplo-

The investigators then assembled the bombs in restrooms and freely entered numerous government offices while carrying the devices in briefcases, the report said.

I see…Thank God We have God Blessing America, huh?  Phew!!

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