fight club

You available for a day's work, buddy?

In a seemingly never ending tug-of-war of “You Can’t Top The Ludicrous Shit That Happens In Our State”, Texas once again takes the clear lead over the pack.  I’ll just let the article do the talking here to set the stage:

Workers at a Texas state school for mentally handicapped adults are believed to have been staging a “fight club” among residents, encouraging them to physically battle one another…All the videos featured the school’s “clients,” who are severely mentally handicapped

Nice, guys.  Nice.  It’s people like you who make me contact my Congressman and find out how to push legislation where we, as a society, command you to physically battle Maximus and his band of Carthaginians to the death. Or at least we can try to have have a mandate to cut your nuts off so you can’t pass on the “I will offer no positive impact on society, whatsoever” gene.

You couldn’t find anything else for them to do, dickheads?  You had to make severely mentally handicapped people fight each other and laugh at them while they were doing it?  WTF!  I hope a bunch of Boondock Saints anally rape you with tire irons covered in sand paper, broken glass and “ha fucking ha” written in Ebola sprinkled on top.

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