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Nothing’s ehhhhhhhver good enough for a lady, now is it?  In the beginning, it was cool for guys to father children left and right, high and low.  And it was kosher to stay as faithful as an atheist.  Then at some point the feamle population banded together and wanted men to not cheat on them, but we weren’t responsible for doing any child rearing.  Ok, fair enough…I’ll bite.  But soon enough,  they wanted us to remain committed to one relationship and ONLY one relationship and they demded us to help raise the kids we father.  And if being dragged over these sociatal coals wasn’t hard enough for a man in the 21st century, we have to now deal with this.

Dads are helping out with childrearing more and more these days. The result can be both a boon and a letdown for super-moms, whose self-competence can take a hit when paired with husbands who are savvy caregivers, new research finds.

I give up.  Life is hard enough for a man this day & age.  Multiple free porn sites, a plethora of fantasy leagues to join, and paying $14 for a  3-pack of underwear seems like robbery.  Most of the women I frequent rarely even wear underwear, and here I am paying $14 of injustice.

When mothers perceived fathers to be competent caregivers, the more time those dads spent solo with children, the lower was mom’s self-competence rating. But when mothers considered spouses relatively incompetent caregivers, increased father-only time with kids was unrelated to mothers’ self-competence.

No, I wouldn’t say that these two previous sentences make women seem moody and controlling sometimes, I would say it makes women seem like insomniac schizophrenic marionette puppeteers.  You dance when I tell you to dance, mother fuc*er.

And, yes ladies, we dance life’s delicate rubix cube of a dance everyday, in hopes that you’ll be impressed with us for long enough to have sex with us.

Stay strong gents.

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