Fatal Attraction

Here Bunny Bunny Bunny

Washington County’s “Bunny Lady” is back in the hutch after violating a court order not to own or control animals for five years. Miriam Sakewitz, 47, was arrested again Tuesday at a Tigard hotel after an employee reported finding rabbits hopping around in her room.

Doesn’t seem so crazy, go on. . .

Police said she broke into the facility where the survivors were being cared for in January 2007 and stole most of them back. Authorities found her a few days later in Chehalis, Wash., with eight live rabbits and two dead ones in her car. Another 130 were recovered at a nearby horse farm.

Ho-ly SHIT.  This makes Glen Close in Fatal Attraction look like the spokesperson for PETA.  I don’t even have to write anything clever on this, it pretty much speaks for itself.  100 dead rabbits in a freezer?  I wonder if this woman would be Cruella Deville’s hero.  I guess if she had wanted a coat made of bunnies instead of Dalmatians these two could have been like Tom Hanks and Peter Scolari. . . that’s right, Bosom Buddies.  On a quick side note, is there any chance Peter Scolari won’t read this article?  I’m sure he Googles his name pretty often and I can’t imagine there are any other new Peter Scolari stories on the ole internet.  Man, I bet he HATES Tom Hanks.  Anywho. . . .

Sakewitz was placed on five years probation, banned from owning or controlling animals and was told not to go within 100 yards of a rabbit.

How in God’s name will they enforce a restraining order against a rabbit?  I hope whatever judge signed that died a little inside.  Maybe to the point where he feels worse about himself than Peter Scolari.

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