by Commodore on July 26, 2009
Hey everyone. Sorry for the lame post, but we are up on Facebook now. Link here. Join the group. Spread the word. Post on there the WTFness YOU see on a daily basis. Happy hunting. Oh, right…here’s a hot chick for your time…Fuck it, and her name is Diora Baird, if you couldn’t read it on the photo.

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by Commodore on May 16, 2009
Say Cheese!
New Rule: Don’t die on Staten Island.
Who would have thought that a colony of humans built atop a heaping pile of trash would turn into a horrible place to live? It would have been like spotting the upcoming housing crash just because illegal aliens in California were being given $1 million homes based on the fact that they had a first name and owned at least one shoe. Who could see that coming!?!
An emergency medical technician from Staten Island has been fired after taking a picture of a murder victim and then uploading it to his Facebook page.
How does that idea get ok’d by the brain? The only way I could understand someone making a decision this dumb would be if it was Ray Liotta in Hannibal and Anthony Hopkins had just eaten part of his brain. Specifically, the part of his brain that houses the receptors that deal with “consequences of actions”.
WTF.
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by Commodore on February 20, 2009
Who says this is dangerous???
In what is being dubbed by many (ok, just me) as the stupidest report this side of sanity, the British Daily Mail is reporting that using Facebook could have a link to contracting cancer….huh? That’s like linking Amy Winehouse to Lao Tzu.
Social networking sites such as Facebook could raise your risk of serious health problems by reducing levels of face-to-face contact, a doctor claims.
Emailing people rather than meeting up with them may have wide-ranging biological effects, said psychologist Dr Aric Sigman.
Increased isolation could alter the way genes work and upset immune responses, hormone levels and the function of arteries. It could also impair mental performance.
This could increase the risk of problems as serious as cancer, strokes, heart disease and dementia, Dr Sigman says in Biologist, the journal of the Institute of Biology.
WTF? Take it easy there, guy. We do not live in solitary confinement in a maximum security prison. We have enough dick wads and wack jobs walking around scaring the shit out of everyone about how “they” hate us for our freedom, how jerking off too much is bad for you, how running deteriorates the knees, how swimming too much weakens the muscles that running actually helps, how Avian flu is going to liquefy your brain, and how strapping a jet turbine to the top of your car and trying to launch across the Grand Canyon has the possibility of being dangerous, for you to tell us that keeping in touch with people over Facebook could cause heart disease or cancer.
Yeah so we talk less face-to-face than we did in the past. All of a sudden we are going to die? Could you imagine if the Sunni’s and Shiite’s did less face-to-face convening? Hmmmm??? Looks like Facebook actually saves lives now doesn’t it?
Let’s see: Heart disease or shot in the face by the guy next to me at the bazaar? I think I’ll ask my friends on Facebook for a good cardiologist.
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