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Hey everyone. Sorry for the lame post, but we are up on Facebook now. Link here. Join the group. Spread the word. Post on there the WTFness YOU see on a daily basis. Happy hunting. Oh, right…here’s a hot chick for your time…Fuck it, and her name is Diora Baird, if you couldn’t read it on the photo.
Say Cheese!
New Rule: Don’t die on Staten Island.
Who would have thought that a colony of humans built atop a heaping pile of trash would turn into a horrible place to live? It would have been like spotting the upcoming housing crash just because illegal aliens in California were being given $1 million homes based on the fact that they had a first name and owned at least one shoe. Who could see that coming!?!
An emergency medical technician from Staten Island has been fired after taking a picture of a murder victim and then uploading it to his Facebook page.
How does that idea get ok’d by the brain? The only way I could understand someone making a decision this dumb would be if it was Ray Liotta in Hannibal and Anthony Hopkins had just eaten part of his brain. Specifically, the part of his brain that houses the receptors that deal with “consequences of actions”.
WTF.
Just like your life.
Ok people. This Twitter and “Facebook status” nonsense HAS to stop. Nobody gives a rat’s ass what you are doing right now, honestly. I don’t need to login to Facebook to see that someone is “taking a shit with the door open right now.” That information doesn’t need to be shared under any circumstance. Ever.
How did it get to this? Are all of you imbeciles that needy that you have to tell the world about your every waking movement? Because let’s be honest, the only reason you even tweet or update your Facebook status is in the the hopes that people will comment on what you are doing so your heap of insecurity can feel that someone gives a shit about you. And when nobody does, you update your status 30 minutes later with some cool, clever, ambiguous statement like “3 Days To Go!” begging someone, somewhere to write you, “3 days till what?”
News flash: Nobody gives a shit what happens in 3 days. The only people that do write a comment are the same people that hope you comment on their status updates so their meaningless lives can feel even more 1 dimensional. It’s a feedback loop of retarded proportions.
So enough with the updates, ok? Just think to yourself before you post an update, “Does anyone on God’s green earth CARE about the information I’m going to type.” And unless you are kidnapped and you need to relay your location, I’m guessing no.
Do something constructive with your life. Stop with the status. Stop commenting on people’s idiotic updates. Stop sucking. Stop pissing me off.
Who says this is dangerous???
In what is being dubbed by many (ok, just me) as the stupidest report this side of sanity, the British Daily Mail is reporting that using Facebook could have a link to contracting cancer….huh? That’s like linking Amy Winehouse to Lao Tzu.
Social networking sites such as Facebook could raise your risk of serious health problems by reducing levels of face-to-face contact, a doctor claims.
Emailing people rather than meeting up with them may have wide-ranging biological effects, said psychologist Dr Aric Sigman.
Increased isolation could alter the way genes work and upset immune responses, hormone levels and the function of arteries. It could also impair mental performance.
This could increase the risk of problems as serious as cancer, strokes, heart disease and dementia, Dr Sigman says in Biologist, the journal of the Institute of Biology.
WTF? Take it easy there, guy. We do not live in solitary confinement in a maximum security prison. We have enough dick wads and wack jobs walking around scaring the shit out of everyone about how “they” hate us for our freedom, how jerking off too much is bad for you, how running deteriorates the knees, how swimming too much weakens the muscles that running actually helps, how Avian flu is going to liquefy your brain, and how strapping a jet turbine to the top of your car and trying to launch across the Grand Canyon has the possibility of being dangerous, for you to tell us that keeping in touch with people over Facebook could cause heart disease or cancer.
Yeah so we talk less face-to-face than we did in the past. All of a sudden we are going to die? Could you imagine if the Sunni’s and Shiite’s did less face-to-face convening? Hmmmm??? Looks like Facebook actually saves lives now doesn’t it?
Let’s see: Heart disease or shot in the face by the guy next to me at the bazaar? I think I’ll ask my friends on Facebook for a good cardiologist.
