ex-boyfriend

Can't stop. Won't stop.

Men have always been looking for ways to get a sneak peek at a female’s body: Peeping Tom’s, mirrors on our shoes (What, am I the only one that still does that?), and carrying drills and mini S.W.A.T cameras into hotel rooms next to people named, Erin Andrews.  If you told a guy he could either look at the naked photo of a girl you had in one hand, or Marcellus Wallace’s open case in your other hand, I don’t know what he would choose.  We like the female body.  But this might take the cake.

The saucy thong swimsuit looks like a real bikini but DISAPPEARS after just a few seconds in water.

Forgive me guys, but what the fuck is wrong with us? 

Sellers in Germany bill the dissolving Get Naked costume as a chance for men to get their own back after a break-up.

That’s the sell?  What girl wouldn’t accept a bathing suit made out of cotton candy & salt, in a box that says “Get Naked Bikini” from their psychotic ex-boyfriend?  Seems like a slam dunk business model to me!

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