I’ve said it in the past, but I stand corrected today. This is the most amazing video I’ve ever seen. Sit back, relax and get your verbal “Bro…WTF’s” ready.
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Who knew that NOT doing this was healthy?
Like Austin Powers, Wisconsin must have been cryogenically frozen for the past 50 years and just recently thawed. That’s the only explanation for anyone conducting an outdated study like this one.
Smokers who quit see improved artery health within year, UW study shows.
Doesn’t the University of Wisconsin win “Best Party School” every year? Maybe this cigarette study is a proof that alcohol consumption slows the brain. A rare 2-for-1 study on obvious happenings. Maybe their next study can be, “The cheese atop a “Cheesehead” at a Packer game is not in fact, real cheese.”
Smoking has long been associated with the build-up of plaque in arteries, including those in the heart.
Long associated. As in, someone from the Ming Dynasty first proved it and we are still wallowing around reproving it. It would be as if people still questioned evoluti- Oh wait. I forgot how we humans work sometimes. We should tax smokers and tax those people who question evolution since their decision making and ideologies tax the rest of humanity. Who’s with me?
Don't look directly into it. It could render your brain useless
I don’t know what horrifies me more.
A) Running into the idiots that answered this survey incorrectly (yes, incorrectly) and being forced to have a conversation with them or
B) If this report doesn’t horrify you, my faithful readers, more than the boogey man does.
Nearly a third of Texans believe humans and dinosaurs roamed the earth at the same time, and more than half disagree with the theory that humans developed from earlier species of animals, according to the University of Texas/Texas Tribune Poll.
That has to be the saddest thing about the progression of our species. More so than greed, corruption and murder. The fact that we get to live such a pampered life due to technology and on the backs of people that spent their lives dedicated to the advancement of technology so that we could live a little better, a little longer, and with a little more clarity and understanding of the world and universe around us, only to have half of us then “not believe” quite possibly the clearest scientific fact ever proven, is a travesty of the gravest degree.
For 1 out of 3 Texans to think that humans and dinosaurs roamed the earth together would be like 1 out of 3 Texans believing they could swim to the moon from the surface of the earth, on a river of Cool-Whip.
For 1 out of 2 Texans to think that humans did not develop from earlier species would be like 1 out of 2 Texans believing that the movie Cars was a documentary.
Yes it IS the same thing. Believe in God. Believe in reincarnation. Believe in killing yourselves and jumping on the back of comets. But not accepting a scientific fact as simple as the age of the earth, is what makes your beliefs laughable.
Can someone put the flag of “logic and science” at half mast. It is a sad sad day.
If you’d like to learn something about science and facts, I highly recommend watching this.
We're fucked.
What has happened to survival instinct?!?! Jesus Christ lady!! You weren’t trapped in a well in Buffalo Bill’s house, you were in your own car! A machine specifically designed to NOT lock you in. Figure it out!!
I don’t know what’s worse. The fact that this is being reported in a newspaper or the fact that a nincompoop “locked” herself in her car. (Of course this was in Florida.) Think about this for a second. This article was posted under “Orlando Breaking News”. Fuck me! Is Orlando, ‘Seahaven Island’? (Go see The Truman Show) Is there really nothing going on in Orlando more interesting? Shouldn’t the title of every article EVERDAY in the Orlando Sentinel be: “For some reason, people still live in Orlando.”
This is the problem with news organizations and the people that read things like The Orlando Sentinel. We don’t need to know that people who can’t figure how to exit their own vehicle, exist. It is not good for our health. I don’t even want to read, “The cops shot her onsite because she was a detriment to society and to the progression of our species.” Just get it done, for the good of all. Like Jack Bauer does.
We humans are reaaaaaaaaly starting to suck.
