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Throw Him To The Wolves!

by Big Lou Al Timber on October 5, 2009

yes, you are the stuff of dreams

yes, you are the stuff of dreams

Oh man, I sure am glad Michael David Barrett got caught.  Hopefully now he’ll get what’s coming to him.

“A magistrate judge will decide Monday whether to allow bail for an Illinois man accused of surreptitiously taping sports reporter Erin Andrews in the nude and posting the videos on the Internet.”

Throw the book at him Judge!  Make this guy…..WHAT AM I SAYING!

Look, if there’s ever been a time when sports fans from across the world need to come together, it’s now.  Barrett needs our support guys!  I mean, he basically got all of us 10 steps closer to our fantasy than we ever could have dreamed.  He handed us the ball, all we had to do was throw it.  I swear to god, when they announce his $1 billion bail, I will be the first to kick down, no questions.  That’s right, I said it.  You thought it…I said it.

Barrett is a fucking hero and should be worshiped.  We should feed him grapes and give him foot rubs whenever he wants.  Think about it….he gave me spank bank material that will last for MONTHS.  And you’re the same dude, don’t even lie.   

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That Poor Erin Andrews

by Commodore on July 29, 2009

Smoke show

Hi

You know what the most fucked up part about this whole thing is?  This smoke show gets videotaped naked by some creep, plastered all over the internet, and then blogs have the audacity to get a hold of her 911 call and subsequently post it on their web page for all people to hear.

And just to increase their traffic hits.  Shameless blogosphere…shameless.  A bunch of dudes sitting around in their boxer shorts (well, these are boxer briefs, for the record) with nothing better to do.

Tim Tebow, please don’t beat me up.

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Erin Andrews – Inside Job

by Commodore on July 22, 2009

I hope I don't get shot in the ehad for posting this photo

I hope I don't get shot in the ehad for posting this photo

I really didn’t want to post about this.  I mean, it’s not good to talk about your girlfriend in a post, (You couldn’t see me in the video of Erin because I was on the bed watching Myth Busters while she was curling her hair, but that’s neither here nor there.) but learning that the peep hole video was an inside job, is WTF worthy.

Lad-blog Don Chavez reports that the user uploading these files, named Goblazers1, identifies himself as a 49-year-old male from the United States….ESPN is “freaking out, freaking!” over the possibility a fellow employee taped Andrews.

Dear Inspectors, I’m good at this inspecting thing.  I think the guy you are looking for is single, a Portland TrailBlazers fan and good at handling small video devices. 

Why do I have a feeling that the “lawyers” from ESPN handle things like people “handled” things in the movie Casino?  Hey Goblazers1, I hope you had the jerk off of your life because my guess is that you are not going to be the best boy grip for “Baseball Tonight” much longer.  Night night.

Dear ESPN Lawyers, ok I was lying about not being able to see my on the bed in the hotel room while watching Myth Busters.  I was actually watching The Holiday…it was the only thing that was on.

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