by Commodore on October 1, 2010
Parent Trap 2: You're Never Getting Out
Most browtf worthy stories have a genetic makeup of idiocy. The ones about American parents doing inhuman things to their children are usually a stew of uneducation, drugs and poverty, aka the south or midwest. This is no different.
The 22-month-old toddler was stuck to a wall in his home by industrial duct tape after his mother had been ‘partying’ with her lover at her home near Lincoln, Nebraska. Jayla Hamm,18, even held her helpless son against the wall while boyfriend Corde Honea,19, taped his wrists, legs and body.
The Anatomy of a Retarded Decision is quite simple to dissect:
1) Partying: Anytime you’re drunk or high, you’re going to engage in some not-so-smart decision making
2) Lovers: Husbands and wives are past the electricity of infatuation. Lovers are so doped up on their own chemical lust for each other that they make horrible decisions. Lovers drive all night across a country to give a kiss. Lovers buy plane tickets when they shouldn’t. Lovers think that their connection is different than anyone elses. Lovers should have to court each other in insane asylums, me included.
3) Lincoln, Nebraska: Not exactly a hotbed of educational prowess or economic boom
4) 18 and 19 years-old: The fuse to this TNT concoction
Police said the couple, who were ‘were high after a night of partying’, taped the child to the wall for their entertainment – not to discipline him.
And BOOM goes the dynamite!
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by Commodore on July 30, 2009
This must have been rock bottom
Is Paris Hilton running against Sarah Palin for the Presidency in 2012? Because for the life of me, I can’t figure out what reason anyone would care what she has to say about the remorse she feels regarding her sex tape? Oh wait, I forgot about the, “Hey, Look at me!” factor.
“When you trust someone and love someone – for them to do that to you, it’s really hard. It’s something that bothers me every day.”
Awwww. Is someone a wittle upset wiff the way things turned out in their life?? I mean gosh, Paris. I can see how that tape really made things tough for you. There you are, a child of no creed, family or heritage. A social orphan, if you will. Walking around in a multimillion dollar home on a weekday with nothing but the shirt on your back and a diamond studded necklace paid for by someone else’s blood sweat and tears.
And this sex tape came out and completely buried your long career in doing absolutely nothing at all and spirals you into being paid to show up at paries and drink your face off. Things got so low that you had your own perfume, were on the cover of magazines and in TV shows and you had to pretend that you loved the attention! Sheesh! Fuckin a, girl. You must relive the horrors of that sex tape everyday! I guess you learned your lesson!
“It wasn’t my fault, it was something that someone did to me, so I’ve just learned to be a strong woman and nothing can hurt me at this point.”
It’s nice to see that such a negative moment has turned you into such a wonderful, hard working person.
God Bless America!
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