Digilegs

The stupidity of this invention would be off the charts of any stupidity graph you could create. A horse’s leg is able to support the weight of a horse and propel itself forward. We know that. End of story. We are not a horse, therefore we don’t have the anatomy of a horse. What the fuck is this woman doing? How is this a productive use of someone’s time? Isn’t our unemployment rate at like 78% and somehow someone has the time and money to make fake horse legs for humans?! WTF!

I think I’m going to attach a tissue-y blob the size of a Volkswagon Beetle to my pelvic region and try to walk around so we can know what it would be like to have the penis of a blue whale. Wouldn’t that be educational?

A video of a welded a manhole cover on someone’s head explaining what it’s like to be the support for a manhole cover wouldn’t be anymore incomprehensive than this horse leg video.

Our species is due for a “thinning out” any day now, I’d say.