Christmas

That is not being like a bunch of Fonzies

While a good number of us in the west are about to celebrate consumerism and family at its best, the Korean peninsular quagmire is reaching new heights.  Bah Humbug, North Korea!

North Korea warned on Thursday of a “sacred war” against the South using its nuclear deterrent as South Korean President Lee Myung-bak vowed a “merciless counterattack” if southern territory is attacked again.

Everybody be cool.  I said, EVERYBODY BE COOL!  It’s Christmas time, Goddamnit!  Can’t we keep the sacred wars to a minimum?  If this thing goes off on Saturday,

A) it will be interesting to see parents try to explain to their children how little baby Jesus or Santa’s sleigh somehow caused a nuclear winter
B) it might totally interfere with the Heat – Lakers game, unfortunately
C) do we all have to boycott Korean BBQ’s?

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