Chris Evert

1 of 2 good things about tennis

Basically, Women’s Tennis should NEVER be talked about unless the names Anna Kournikova and Maria Sharapova, and the word “naked” are associated directly with what you are talking about.  Unfortunately I don’t make the rules.

“Tennis great Chris Evert has joined the chorus of complaints about the noise level in women’s tennis, saying the “grunting” was getting out of hand.”

In related news, two days ago while sitting at a blackjack table in Las Vegas I ordered a double white russian and it came with a giant black hair in it.  Drank it anyways..winner?

Shut up Chris, nobody gives a shit about your thoughts on the state of women’s tennis.  In fact, you’re pretty much only still famous because Jim Rome used you to bust Jim Everett’s balls so bad he threw a desk and tried to strangle him.  HERE. 

Conversely, I think grunting should be encouraged and they should change the name to “Orgennis.”  You get extra points if your grunt gives me a boner.  Oh, and you have to play in a bikini, and you get disqualified if you have small tits.   But again, I don’t make the rules…

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