by Big Lou Al Timber on September 15, 2009
Nice shirt you dick
I guess Carl Lewis needed to get his name back into the spotlight. Now he’s weighing in on the case of the chick-with-a-dick sprinter from South Africa, Caster Semenya.
“Here is an 18-year-old young woman, because that’s what she feels she is, let down every step along the way . . . the South African federation should have dealt with it and I think the federation let her down,’ Lewis said on a visit to Tel Aviv on Monday.”
Seriously dude? So let me get this straight, as long as I FEEL like I am something, therefore I am? Sooooo, I FEEL like I’m super fucking fast now and I feel like I can jump 6 feet in the air. I guess I’m Usain Bolt and Michael Jordan combined? Hip Hip Hooray!
Carl, don’t try to cover up the fact that you’re probably trans-gender now too. I mean, we’ve all heard you speak, you sound like Michael Jackson with a bad cold and a hangover.
“To put it out in front of the world like that, I am very disappointed in them because I feel that it is unfair to her. Now, for the rest of her life she’ll be marked as ‘the one.’ “
Yeah, know why? Because she IS the one. SHE’S the MAN that ran in the WOMEN’S race, and kicked the shit out of all the other WOMEN she was running against. That definitely makes her THE ONE.
Her and Mister Gaga.
WTF Carl!
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by Big Lou Al Timber on August 20, 2009
what up dog!?!
I can’t believe this is even in question. I mean, look at him!
“South African athletics officials have rallied behind controversial new running star Caster Semenya, who won the women’s world 800 meters title just hours after the sport’s governing body asked for the 18-year-old’s gender to be verified.”
Are you kidding me!?! Look at him, that’s a fucking guy for crying out loud! He has armpit hair! Do you people really not see this?
We all know South Africa is years behind the rest of the world, hell, they just ended slavery like a few weeks ago. In fact, Mandela might still be in jail. But honestly, you guys are capable of telling whether or not a human with a dick is in fact, a male….right?
“Even the ID that she has, the passport, says she is a female,” Phiwe Mlangeni-Tsholetsane told CNN by phone from Berlin on Thursday. “There was no cheating on our part, or even on the part of the athlete.”
Oh good, that explains it. I mean, if a man from Florida can steal 140 million, yes, fucking MILLION credit card numbers, I’m sure the damn government in South Africa can forge it’s own Identifications. Shit, I’ve seen high school kids make perfect fake ID’s.
“If there are tests being done, we accept that. We can’t stop that,” Mlangeni-Tsholetsane said. “We have nothing to hide.”
Except a dick.
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