Carve

Ok, we all know that chicks are crazy. That’s sceince. And then we of course know that they can sometimes get Fatal Attraction crazy from time to time when you don’t give them enough attention. But THIS SHIT is putting a new level on the crazy house.

Look at those fucking photos!!! Looks like a scene from Se7en!

Mr Robinson woke to find his body decorated with a star on his back, ‘Dominique’ written on his upper right arm, and numerous slash marks on his left arm and shoulder.
He told police he had drunk vodka and taken Valium and was not awake during the incident on the night of June 14 last year.

Note to self: Never drink Vodka and take Valium around seemingly quiet and daintly girls. But seriously, how fucked up was this guy that he didn’t wake up during his “Death by a Thousand Cuts” event?

Mr Robinson said he panicked when he woke up and took a taxi back to his home in Fleetwood, Lancashire.

He didn’t decapitate her and shit on her lifeless body? Weird. Murder would have been the very least I would have done.

He said: ‘I went to her place for sex, not to be tattoed. I can’t believe she did this to me and I hate her.

No one usually goes to girl’s places to get tattooed. I agree.

‘When I woke I was covered in blood. Dominique was snoring. I just had to get out of there. I didn’t even wake her to ask what she’d done. I’m scarred for life,’ he told The Sun. ‘I wish I’d never met her.’

And she snores?!?! Oh she’s EVIL! Scarred for life, huh? Nice play on words Mr. Robinson! Because not only are you emotionally scarred by her actions, but you are physically scarred with slice marks all over your entire body. Good one!

What is wrong with you girls? Chill the fuck out already!

And fellas, maybe we shouldn’t make every night a blackout night? Oh ok I agree. That is a load of malarcky. Let’s black out and roll the dice.