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Here you go, Joe

The purpose of polls is so that people can collectively dip a paintbrush in the palette of life and come out with the color called “Idiot Green“.

Sleeping your way to the top is the fast track preferred by an increasing number of Americans, a new survey has found.

Ok, this isn’t the part of the survey that I had issues with.  This part is awesome.

The poll also found:

* Nearly 40 percent of named Oprah Winfrey as their idea of a perfect boss, while 35 percent selected President Obama and 28 percent said Donald Trump.

* Mark Zuckerberg, head of Facebook, was one of the least-wanted bosses, picked by just 9 percent of those surveyed. He was joined by ex-Yankee manager Joe Torre, acid-tongued former “American Idol” judge Simon Cowell and former BP honcho Tony Hayward.

Hmmmm, let me guess…40% of the people polled were women.  Just a hunch.  And no one in their right mind would rather work for Donald Trump over Joe Torre.  I’m sorry, that is asinine.  Donald Trump is an old, creepy dude with the interpersonal skills of a bathroom tile.  He’ll fire you on a whim and do it in the 100% most disrespectful way.  Plus, who the fuck wants to work in real estate when you can play baseball instead?  I’d play baseball for Mussolini over working real estate for Donald Trump.  Idiots, I tell you.

What the hell did Joe Torre do to anyone? WTF?!  Joe Torre has been referred to as a “player’s manager”.  He always deflected media pressure away from his teams and he instilled an attitude of winning.  Sounds horrible.

Lastly, Trump and Cowell are the same people!  Same brilliant jackass.  Wouldn’t you rather work with a guy in the music business who has an English accent and a better haircut?

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