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Why We Need Real Boondock Saints

by Commodore on September 13, 2009

Not enough evidence?

Not enough evidence?

The law.  So many times it gets in the way of logic.  Can’t we have a law that says if the law fucks something up that is so cut-and-dry, people can take the law into their own hands?  I think that’s fly.  We need that or the Boondock Saints because this situation is ridiculous.

Two thugs who punched a young man so hard surgeons had to remove half of his skull have escaped charges.  Steve Gator, 26, has been told the teenagers who ambushed him will not face court after the Crown Prosecution Service dropped the case because of insufficient evidence.

Excuse me? Not enough evidence?

“Our boy is walking around with half a head – what more evidence do they need?” said Nina Gator, Steve’s mother. “There’s absolutely nothing protecting his brain now – it’s just under his skin. We’re waiting for surgery for a new skull plate to be put in.”

For real, Crown Prosecution Service…for real.  I see cases being solved all the time on TV because someone left a piece of dust from their shirt on a crime scene.  You have a man who lost half of his skull.  Just figure it, ok?  You sound like Maverick after he came back after Goose’s death.  Remember?  He had the shot in a training excerise, but didn’t take it because it was seemingly “no good”?  But Sundown reminded him that it doesn’t look any better than that.  So that is what I am here to tell you, Crown Protection Service.  You suck.

Now who knows some vigilantes?

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It’s Your Favorite State Again!

by Commodore on March 11, 2009

You available for a day's work, buddy?

You available for a day's work, buddy?

In a seemingly never ending tug-of-war of “You Can’t Top The Ludicrous Shit That Happens In Our State”, Texas once again takes the clear lead over the pack.  I’ll just let the article do the talking here to set the stage:

Workers at a Texas state school for mentally handicapped adults are believed to have been staging a “fight club” among residents, encouraging them to physically battle one another…All the videos featured the school’s “clients,” who are severely mentally handicapped

Nice, guys.  Nice.  It’s people like you who make me contact my Congressman and find out how to push legislation where we, as a society, command you to physically battle Maximus and his band of Carthaginians to the death. Or at least we can try to have have a mandate to cut your nuts off so you can’t pass on the “I will offer no positive impact on society, whatsoever” gene.

You couldn’t find anything else for them to do, dickheads?  You had to make severely mentally handicapped people fight each other and laugh at them while they were doing it?  WTF!  I hope a bunch of Boondock Saints anally rape you with tire irons covered in sand paper, broken glass and “ha fucking ha” written in Ebola sprinkled on top.

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