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Relax!

In the latest edition of Calm Down, we get this guy:

A game of Monopoly has landed a Michigan man in jail. WDIV-TV reported a 54-year-old man was playing the board game Saturday night with a female friend when he tried to buy Park Place and Boardwalk from her.  When she refused, Fraser police Lt. Dan Kolke told WWJ-AM he hit her in the head, breaking her glasses.

Ho-lee Shit Bro.  While that is a bit excessive, I do like your competitive and tactical spirit.  If you control Park Place and Boardwalk, you pretty much control the game.  I too never play a game just to “have fun”.  I “took control of a game” once when I sawed a kid’s leg off for beating me at hop scotch in 2nd grade.  Needless to say, he had trouble hitting that double-single-double-double-single combo again!   Haha.  Who’s laughing now?!  I also continuously smoked him at double dutch from that point on, but now I’m just babbling.

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