$6 billion dollars. GM lost $6 billion dollars…in the last 3 months! That’s about $66 million a day, if you’re keeping count. How is that even possible? If I had a pile of $66 million dollars soaked in kerosene and I lit it on fire in the midst of strong Santa Ana winds, I still don’t think it would completely burn through in 24 hours. $66 million a day? That’s on par with how fast Charlie Sheen would have wasted cash at a BYO-Cocaine strip club circa 1992.
Why don’t we put GM, Amy Winehouse, and Cleveland (seen below) and drive them off a fucking cliff accompanied by a $66 million fireworks display, and unicycle riding grizzly bears? It would be business as usual, economically.
Amy Winehouse has been in St. Lucia longer than John Locke has been on “the island”. Or, was on “the island”. Or, will be on “the island”. Ah whatever, fuck Lost. You get my point. The BBC seems to think that Amy Winehouse is “holidaying”. You can’t call that “holidaying” anymore. If you’re in a place for more than 2 months and you are doing nothing productive, we should now call that “barnacle-ing”.
Winehouse, had apparently been “running around” with a group of children before she fainted. Her UK spokesman said doctors told her that “she was dehydrated and needed to drink more water”.
I’m suuuure it was the lack of water…and not that she was eating marshmallow pies, running around tangerine trees under marmalade skies.
Could you imagine being her PR rep on site? You’re eating some lunch on your new full-time residence (St. Lucia) since Amy will never leave, enjoying a cocktail and keeping an eye on Amy when suddenly she starts running around aimlessly, flailing her arms about like one of those air dancers:
Or at least let’s stop talking about it please? I understand that Amy Winehouse isn’t exactly a representation of the zenith of achievements in health, but do we really have to be forced to read about her floppy tits and her incoherent outbursts everyday?
The crack reporters at The Sunwould love to tell us that Amy is smoking “ten spliffs a day on Caribbean isle St Lucia to suppress cravings for class-A drugs.” Oh what a trooper she is! She has to smoke 10 joints a day just so she doesn’t O.D. on the heavier drugs. What if no one cared what happened to Amy and she OD’d and died, wouldn’t that allow everyone connected to her and all the paparrazzi and journalists to go back to being somewhat contribuiting members of society?
Because right now, I would love to see Agent Smith from The Matrix sit in front of her and tell her that she is nothing but a virus. Gosh, if he had so much disdain for Neo and his fellow humans, I can’t even imagine what he would say to a hagged up Winehouse who is smoking a doob right in his face.
The amazing thing is she smokes all morning then sees her personal trainer in the afternoon and is put through a gruelling workout.
Is “amazing” the operative adjective here? She’s “put” through a greulling workout? No, I’m sure it’s the 10 joints that she chose to smoke that makes it greulling.
It’s amazing that this girl is still allowed to be alive. You know I’ve heard that in the the wild, the calf that is off smoking crack all day doing nothing to help the herd, is usally left for dead.
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