by Commodore on July 9, 2010
This child should just be given sums of money
I dare someone to have a better Rags to Riches story. You can’t get much more ragged of a start than a toilet bowl…of an airplane…flown by Turkmenistan Airlines.
An Indian woman gave birth to a baby in the bathroom of an international passenger plane and tried to dispose of it down the toilet, according to media reports in New Delhi. The infant was found stuck in the toilet after the plane landed in Amritsar, northern India, and was rushed to hospital still attached to the toilet bowl, police and doctors told the Press Trust of India news agency. H.P. Singh, a doctor at the Escorts Hospital near the airport, said that a team of surgeons used a saw cutter to clear the newborn’s head from the toilet.
What was that? You were going to tell me how bad your day has been? Oh, you changed your mind? Ok.
Still attached to the toilet bowl! Saw cutters! Even the boys from Slumdog Millionaire would agree that they had it pretty damn good as an infant in comparison. Flushing drugs, goldfish, or cats down the toilet is one thing, but the baby that you just gave birth to is another story. I mean did she just come out of the bathroom whistling a tune, while she dried her recently washed hands with a paper towel? Dooty Doo. Gosh, this is a long flight!
Newspapers reported the mother was an unmarried medical student returning home after completing a degree abroad.
WTF! Maybe this was part of her medical school’s dissertaion. Hopefully soon her brain will be part of a medical school’s dissection
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by Commodore on May 25, 2010
Yes, this would be scarier
Men are gross. That much is known. We are gross, horny savages who think about sex for 2 seconds, every second. We do our best to control our urges but sometimes things happen and we need to “equalize” at the most inopportune times. I knew we had the capability of being low, but this guy brought a shovel to the Dead Sea basin.
A 63 year-old New Jersey man has been arrested for reaching under the blanket of a sleeping woman aboard a Continental flight and sexually abusing her. Advani allegedly touched the woman’s “genitalia, groin and inner thigh” all while he moved ”napkins around inside of his pants,” court papers said.
Eesh. The only way this could be more disturbing is if he had a Luchadores mask on while he was doing it. This would be a hell of a commercial for Ambien. Film this scene with this as a voice over: Trouble sleeping? Can’t get comfortable sitting on a plane? Try Ambien.
Two passengers witnessed the alleged sexual assault and kicked the woman’s chair in an attempt to wake her up.
Oh, thanks for your dedication to justice, Jack Bauer and sidekick. Way to go the extra human decency mile and nudge her seat while she was getting fondled. I guess if the guy started rubbing his penis on her face you would have put your hand over your mouth, faked coughed and said, “Penis” under your breath.
Side note: Can you imagine if Jack Bauer DID witness this? I don’t know if manned flight would be possible with body parts hanging out of multiple windows of an airplane, but Jack would make sure we found out.
Side note #2: God Bless Jack Bauer.
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