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40% Of Americans Are A Travesty

by Commodore on December 20, 2010

Amen

Studies like this are always the saddest studies.  It highlights the gaps between the logic that we should ground our lives in and the fairy tales that incomprehensibly rule our brains, and our political and religious agenda.

Four in 10 Americans, slightly fewer today than in years past, believe God created humans in their present form about 10,000 years ago.

That means that 4 in 10 Americans should have their brains lobotomized.  You aren’t allowed to believe in something if a mile long stack of scientific evidence backed up by thousands of experiments, peer reviews and rigorous research proves the contrary to your beliefs.  People (and still some do) once “believed” that the earth was flat.  That belief was valid until fact proved otherwise.  You’re not allowed to believe the the earth is flat anymore.  To do so warrants a charge of lunacy.  The same can be said about believing that the earth is 10,000 years old.

It’s sad really.  Thinking that humans are the God-driven purposeful big swinging dick of life on earth is the reason that we collectively mistreat the planet and all life on it, as if the earth is ours and to be used for our own desires, instead of realizing that we are one species in a long line of many  squatters fortunate enough to have a home to live on as we pass through.

40%? WTF.  That depresses me.

16% believe humans developed over millions of years, without God’s involvement.

Hang on tight 16%!  Logic and reason will win out and the world will be a better place for it.  Just keep educating people…and read Richard Dawkins.

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2 out of 5

by Commodore on June 23, 2010

Stop thinking, start doing

Why is a question about Jesus Christ in a poll about the future, anyway?  Can we stick with reality, facts and plausible solutions to the world’s problems?  No God upon high is going to come down from the sky and solve our problems.  Read the Old Testament.  He does not appreciate disrespect for fellow man or the earth we live on.  Frankly, he’d probably rather see us rot, than come save us.  And yet…

More than 40 per cent of Americans believe Jesus Christ will return to Earth by 2050, according to a poll.

Forty percent?!  I’m speechless.  What is the purpose of this poll?  Why are we giving average people – with no basis of expertise on particular subjects – the chance to voice their opinions.  For instance,

By mid century, 66% say artificial limbs will work better than real ones.

What?!?  Who cares what these people think?!  It’s inconsequential.  It would be like asking what the color of the next nebula that NASA discovers will be.  Where do these people get their information?  How about we ask  doctors and material scientists this question and take the microphone away from the fat guy wolfing down hotdogs.

31 per cent expect the planet will be struck by an asteroid

You hear that, space rocks?  Americans fucking expect it.  Don’t let us down.

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40 mph?

by Commodore on January 26, 2010

You'll never hit 40mph with that form

You'll never hit 40mph with that form

Shouldn’t we be focusing our scientific energies on dealing with depleted food stocks, overpopulation, a dimishining supply of fossil fuels, and bringing 3D porn to the mass market, instead of guessing how fast humans can run one day?

A man able to run at 40mph would cross the finishing line in a 100 metre sprint race in 6.67 seconds – just as Olympic and world champion Bolt reached the 60 metre mark.  Scientists calculated the ultimate possible running speed by calculating the quickest rate at which muscles in the body can biologically move.

Ohhhhhh k.  So how does this help anyone right now, exactly?  Marty McFly taught me that we are capable of riding on hover boards but until I see it, why should I be concerned about it?  Should we walk up to fat and ugly people and say, “You know…biologically you could be prettier?”

Can’t we only run as fast as someone can run right now?  Is Usain Bolt not the fastest person on earth, since biologically humans can run faster than him?  This is like that stupid Beatles song in the Blackberry commercials.  “There’s nothing you can sing that can’t be sung.”  No shit.  I just sang it, so clearly it can be sung.  Why are we philosophizing about this?

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