14 Year Old Cop

I’ll be honest, this is a tough one to write. I don’t know whether to praise the poop out of this young man, or ridicule the fuck out of the Chicago PD.

I mean, this kid literally walked into the police station, was handed a radio, hopped in a squad car and worked a 5.5 hour shift. Dude, WHAT THE FUCK?

He drove the car. This 14 year old pimple faced child DROVE THE FUCKING COP CAR!?! Are you kidding me?

I’m no longer scared of Bin Laden, terrorists, the boogy man, herpes. I’m scared of the motherfucking Chicago Police Department because if THOSE shitheads are letting 14 year old boys arrest people, this country has gone to fucking hell.

I don’t know, maybe it’s me, but I would like to believe that a police department has some sort of information about who’s driving its cars, who’s arresting its criminals, who’s eating the damn donuts in the breakroom. Apparently Chicago doesn’t.

Fortunately Sargent Weis informed the public that “all districts will be re-trained.” Hey, Sargeant Weis, YOU FUCKING THINK! Are you kidding me dude? Re-trained? That’s it? They better be re-fucking-worked completely. You might as well fire every last stupid motherfucker that let this happen, including yourself you fucking moron.

“outrgaeous, angering, disturbing, unforgettable.” That’s the best you can do? Holy Shit Batman!