by Commodore on December 9, 2009
Awwww, look how cozy he is!
Gollee! I’ve woken up in hospitals and Mexican prisons on nights that I have blacked out but I’ve always returned home with limbs intact. A black eye here, a scar there, sure? But all 206 bones came with me. I just learned that this does not always happen.
A western Pennsylvania woman who drank herself unconscious celebrating her 20th birthday says a hospital didn’t properly treat her, resulting in partial amputations of both of her legs.
That sentence is like this one, “Once upon a time, the end happened.” Some filler would be a nice accompaniment to the black out/amputation bookends.
Shanna Hiles’ medical malpractice suit against Uniontown Hospital and one of its emergency physicians says she passed out while sitting on the floor with her legs tucked under her in May. Hiles was in that position for more than 12 hours, and she claims hospital officials didn’t properly diagnose her condition and work to restore circulation to her legs. Instead, Hiles claims she was transferred to a Pittsburgh hospital several hours later where both legs were amputated at the knee.
12 hours? I’m sorry, part of me thinks that you bring whatever it is that happens to you on yourself, if you’re so drunk that you can sleep for 12 hours in a seated position with your legs tucked under you. A hibernating bear would wake up if he were propped in that position.
But hang on a second here. How is someone left for 12 hours untouched in a hospital? You couldn’t sit on a beach for 12 hours before some random person checked on you. She couldn’t have looked comfortable! …passed out on the floor with her legs tucked under her. That’s the position people lie in when they’ve been hit in the back of the head by a sniper. WTF!
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by Commodore on March 1, 2009
I'm pretty sure Viagra does something to at least one these body parts
Apparently, these Russian chicks thought it was funny to offer themselves up for $4,500 to a defenseless mechanic, who scientifically has no control over objectifying women (Reminder), if he could keep them both satisfied for 12 hours. I don’t think it’s funny. I think it is criminal.
Normally, a man wouldn’t turn down this bet even if it was a gentleman’s bet. Men of course think that they could literally fuck every chick in the world, if only they had the time. We would take the bet, sure that we would bang these chicks all night long in a hot sweaty mess, leaving them in a pile of Nirvana.
Of course we would cum once, MAYBE twice, feel bored with the chicks in no time (no matter how hot they were) and go to sleep not caring that we lost the bet because after all, “I just fucked you both and that’s all that really matters in the long run.”
Offering him up $4,500 for this task now raises the ante…
A SEX-MAD Russian guzzled a bottle of Viagra pills to keep him going for a 12-hour orgy with two women pals.
“SEX-MAD”? He was a man. Doesn’t sex-mad go without saying? Wouldn’t the word “opportunistic” work better here?
But minutes after winning the wager, the randy 28-year-old dropped dead with a heart attack.
MINUTES after winning the wager??? He fucking did it???? HOLY SHIT! His heart stuck around for as long as he needed it to. Kind of like a husband who dies shortly after his grieving wife passes.
Do you know how long 12 hours is? I couldn’t do anything for 12 straight hours! My body gets tired from being awake and alert for 12 straight hours, let alone thrusting my penis into and out of 2 girls for half a day. This guy should have a statue erected (no pun intended) and these 2 murderous whores should be locked up.
They better have given the $4,500 to his family. That’s the least they could do for this hero.
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