Too much bacon
This might be the dumbest made up word ever contemplated. We are so fat that ABC goddamn News has published a story about a “baconographer” on their site. In case you forgot, ABC News is an American based company that repeatedly reports stories about how bad Americans have it in this recession. So bad, in fact, that we have a fucking word for someone making a living by knowing multiple ways to perpare bacon.
In response, Sub-Saharan Africa has asked if anyone knows a waterographer or a foodographer to help them out with certain things.
Lisa Haas, your parents are NOT proud of you, no matter how many times they lie to your face. ABC News…sort your life out.
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